I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown Last Night, Oooo I stuck it in the WRONG HOLE
I'm so sorry, Oooo from the bottom of my soul ....
Cause i stuck it in the WRONG HOLE!!! Try some Preparation H, it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during... doggy style It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't) Last Night, Oooo I stuck it in the WRONG HOLE
I'm so sorry, Oooo from the bottom of my soul... I never ever want to make you feel hurting (No he doesn't)
I guess that's why GOD made that hole not for inserting (Don't put it there!)
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause (Mother Fucker!)
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ (Uh!)
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix (Fix that shit now!)
From the way you will walk, you can compete in the Special Olympics (Oh you're so special)
If this was Alabama we would be on trial (It's Illegal!)
That's how my mom took my temperature when i was a child I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight... (Alright!) Every night, Oooo I stick it in the WRONG HOLE
It's so much fun, Oooo
And we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the WRONG HOLE. (I stuck in your ass) | 
